10 Things About An Escapist

1. I like escaping reality.
2. I like reading books because in books you travel far and wide to places real and unreal and meet people fantastical and maniacal and you reach the end and it is just a kooky little world someone cooked up in their mind and used their hands to write it down using 26 letters and that’s all that is there to it. And that’s all it took to make me feel like I just lived a life far and wide.
3. I like movies because one day someone decided that the human kind needs to learn the power of imagination and that it is within us to give a form to that imagination and include all kinds of people into our little world to share stories about girls and boys and men with guns and aliens and that not only can you imagine but you can probably shape it too.
4. I like painting because I like colors and I like to feel my hand make something that my brain pictures and my eyes see and then give my opinion about the whole affair.
5. I like boys. Because sometime their words can bring about a physical change in me and make me smile and make me blush and make my stomach flutter.
6. I hate boys. Because sometimes they will say something and make me feel small and make me cry and break things and make me confused about why I am giving someone else have this power over me and why do I lie awake at 4 am picturing scenes after scenes of what was and what is and what could have been.
7. I escape reality every time I fail.
8. I like reading books because in books I can forget that I woke up that night thinking I wanted to kill myself and I didn’t want to kill myself and instead lose myself in a world where I can picture a different life far from here.
9. I like watching movies because in movies I see someone else’s what was, what is and what could have been and finally, what became.
10. I like painting because I can always paint myself – with more colors and start over.


11 Things to Do Instead of Working for Your Finals

because your procrastination needs an activity.

1. Make spit bubble.
2. Develop a new found interest in hygiene – clip your nails, clean your ears, douse yourself with liquid soap.
3. Imagine you are in a movie. Play your jam and walk in slo-mo.
4. Do the Spongebob Squarepants song.
5. Air guitar.
6. There’s always the classic for the uninspired – binge watch your favorite shows. Or porn.
7. Hatch a plan for world domination.
8. Obsess over your crush or ex. Stalk them, gather intel and strike at the precise moment.
9. Try to find who you are, you know, who you really are from the inside – through Buzzfeed quizzes. Then find yourself in the underbelly of Buzzfeed.
10. Make yourself believe that you are a bear. And this is the hibernating period.
11. Make your very own list of things to do to avoid work. At all cost.